I'm one of them there “gays”

He/him

Rochester, NY

smalltownantifa:

goblincourse:

shamelesslyunladylike:

aohkii:

also like totally not excited for the oncoming “boys can wear makeup and not be gay” garbage just as we had to experience “girls can have shaved heads and wear flannel and not be lesbians” like who gives a fuck if someone assumes you’re gay like its the worst fucking offense in history lmao 

Also, people look gay on purpose so other gay people can find them. Straight girls were jealous of our practical, comfortable AND sexy style, so they stole it, called it “boyfriend” and now they get super pissy because some unaware girl lesbian-nodded at them.

If you choose to dress in stuff traditionally associated with gay people and a gay person mistakes you for one of us, that’s on you, and you don’t get to feel offended. You are the fucker who’s jamming our gaydar on purpose. Suck it up.

Straight people stole our culture and fashion and also got all the credit for it lol

Gay people : come up with ways for us to notice each other in public

Straight people, trying to copy that look: wow why do all these girls/boys keep trying to hit on me im not some h*m*

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that-twink-over-there:

thegiantpandabear:

dotdotfrot:

proto-homo:

niambi:

proto-homo:

bonefireheart9:

thegiantpandabear:

Tops with no vocabulary be like

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

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85%?!?!?

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

I- 97.42%?

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*


Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*


97.42% tho

As a vers man let me tell you… topping is the easiest thing to do. Bottoming is what takes effort.

Facts are facts, Tumblr… Facts. Are. Facts

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presidentgay:

pregnanttoastdumplings:

presidentgay:

presidentgay:

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out.
what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

You really hate women don’t you

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

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invalleumbraemortis:
“ Everytime I see this I lose my shit
That’s such an accurate description
”

invalleumbraemortis:

Everytime I see this I lose my shit

That’s such an accurate description

(Source: catchymemes, via tastethegaybow)

ladyyatexel:

indigobluerose:

ladyyatexel:

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

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diabolicalhardcore:

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

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c-bassmeow:

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thynetruly:

imoverallofit:

He cookin

is that…a cat dryer..

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wonderytho:
“meirl
”

peekachiu:

octopikat:

why he do dat

he checking if too hot

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iheart3j5:

paulthebukkit:

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline


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photai:

whenlifegivesyouconures:

nesoi:

behold, a man

Dinosaur

when you forget your towel and have to run to your room butt ass naked

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